There are some relatives whose presence is usually underrated and one of those is the uncle. But you know better and you also know how important those off-family members could be at times. So now that his birthday party is on its way, you want to extend some wishes that are going to make him feel how important he is and maybe have a few laughs, too. So here is a list of wishes that are going to accomplish just that. And feel free to alter them any way it suits you.

Thank you for always being there when my parents could not or would not understand. Happy birthday uncle.

Throughout the years you have been a third parent for me and for that I will always be thankful. Happy birthday uncle.

You have always been the one relative that never judged, just helped when there was any need. Thank you for that and happy birthday uncle.

I know you love me more than your own kids. Who wouldn’t? Don’t worry, it will be our little secret. Happy birthday uncle.

Now that the years have passed and no one is able to judge you anymore I have to say thank you for my first beer, my first football game, my first cocktail and my first strip club. Cheers and happy birthday uncle.

Your attitude towards life has always been a true inspiration for me and I will never forget the dignity you surrounded yourself with, when aunt died. Thank you for just being you. Happy birthday uncle.

I believe I am one of the luckiest nephews in the world having a truck driver uncle who has given me the chance to travel all over Europe for free. Thank you for all the memories uncle and happy birthday.

You have always been more like a friend to me and less like a relative and for that I will always love you. Happy birthday uncle.

All the members of my mother’s family are obnoxious except for you. Are you sure you are not adopted? Just kidding, you are obnoxious too. Happy birthday uncle.

UNCLE have always been my favorite band and you my favorite relative. Is it just luck? I don’t think so. Happy birthday uncle.

You know how strict my parents have been throughout the years and although I do not blame them I always cherished having someone to spoil me once in a while. Thank you for that and happy birthday uncle.

Happy birthday to my coolest relative in the whole world. May you live forever, uncle.

When I was sick you were everyday in the hospital, giving total priority to me over your work and your girlfriend. I will never forget that. Happy birthday uncle.

You have always been the one and only true rock star in this family of white collar workers. I don’t care what the others say you are the best. Happy birthday uncle.

Thank you for always insisting for me to become Barcelona and not Real as the rest of the family wanted. Otherwise I would be cheering for Christiano Ronaldo now instead of Messi and I can’t think of anything worse. Thank you so much and happy birthday uncle.

You were the one I went to the first time I got drunk, the first time I had sex, the first time I got dumped and you were always there for me and that makes you one of the most important people in my life. Happy birthday uncle.

Now that you are single again, I want you to know that I have a lot of friends available, that used to